This might be Ted Cruz’s worst idea

Ted Cruz has come down with a bad case of Midas delusion. Now, it usually only afflicts people wearing bowties, but the politicians those people donate to are also at risk. We can't say for sure if that's how Cruz contracted it, but the fact that his biggest benefactor is a goldbug means that we can't rule it out either.
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